Closure Cabaret

Step into the Closure Cabaret, a solo clown show for anyone who’s ever found themselves unable to get over an ex. Heartbroken emcee Razmatastique (Maria Ansdell’s French-accented, semi-autobiographical alter ego) cannot let her past lovers go, so she summons them back for one final, no-holds-barred encore in search of that elusive fix-all solution: closure.

From bad-boy playground pirates to emotionally unavailable illusionists, these heartbreakers return to the stage – jazz-handed into public inspection – to flaunt their dazzling skills and questionable charm. What begins as a vaudevillian spoof unravels into something deeper: a heartfelt exploration into the emotional fallout of modern dating and our urge to romanticise the past and idealise love that may no longer serve us. Through parody and pathos, Razmatastique becomes a mirror for anyone who’s ever tried (and failed) to let go gracefully.